I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
birth control should be required to get into college
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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