I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Buhtt sex?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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