I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
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