apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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