Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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