He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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