Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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