so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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