with your own penis?
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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