i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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