I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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