She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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