Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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