This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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