Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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