don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
honey bunches of taint.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
