he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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