Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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