I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
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