we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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