Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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