I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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