By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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