"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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