he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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