i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I want to fling myself into the sun
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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