My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
lets start a swedish sibling band together
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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