Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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