I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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