My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Randomize
