He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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