i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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