I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
one two three fourrrrnication!
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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