"it" just moved
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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