If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Randomize
