My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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