dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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