She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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