So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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