google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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