it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize