whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Randomize
