Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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