nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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