we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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