Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
did you just send me my own nude
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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