people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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