I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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