Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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