yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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