he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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